Entries Categorized as 'Outside the Box'

Bill of Rights

Date June 27, 2009

Bill of Rights My son came home from school one day, with a silly grin on his face, He thought he was smarter than me, his Mom, and could put me in my place. HE SAID: Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that’s taught by Mr. Wright, It’s about the laws of the land [...]

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

Date June 13, 2009

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. [...]

When you rearrange the letters:

Date June 13, 2009

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: LIES – LET’S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z’S A DECIMAL POINT: [...]

Too Much Time on the Computer

Date February 25, 2009

TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I’m sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you’ll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what’s been going on since your computer entered our lives two years ago. The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and [...]